After the abysmal failure of my previous kiriban, I thought I would put myself through the indiginty of having another go.

Anyone who can send me a screen grab showing that they were my Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Second visitor will get the dubious pleasure of me drawing a picture for them.

The picture will be of the winner or their alter ego as a chibby pony, a la My Little Pony. I'll be happy to send an electronic copy of the picture via email but I will keep the original.

If the Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Second visitor hasn't contacted me within ten days of my noticing that the Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Second view has been reached and one or more people with a screen-grab of a near-miss have contacted me I will declare the closest near-miss the winner.

In the event of the two closest near-misses being equidistant from the Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Second view, the entry received first out of those two entries will be the winner, unless an appropriate bribe is received.